Sound Bites

Ivy speaks with a lisp.
She came to me saying she had a "thore bottom" (sore bottom).

I put some lanolin on her and she grabbed my hand, saying, "lemme thee that." (let me see that).

I let her hold the container; she examined it, looked in my eyes and said,
"This meth-in??---Ith aMAYthing."
translation: This medicine??--Is aMAzing.

She makes me laugh!