In the news (at our house) this week:
* Dairy Farmer Cuts Wrist on Large Piece of Steel, Requires Mad Dash to Clinic and Seven Stitches,
Hosts Family Gathering for Dinner the Same Day
* Mother of Ten Deals with Acquired Torticollis While Oldest Daughter and Her Capable Hands Are Away at Bible Camp
* Farmhouse Has No Air Conditioning and Yard Has No Hose (yet). Children Make-Do Pouring Bottles of Water Re-filled from Hydrant on to Trampoline in Effort to Stay Cool
* Rural Mother Convinces Children "Thirty Percent Chance of Rain Means It Probably Won't Rain at All". Children Believe Her, Sleep in Tent & Are Rescued By Heroic Father in Torrential Downpour at 5 AM.