Showing posts with label funny things kids say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny things kids say. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Stick Figures

Elijah is our resident artist.
He likes to draw more than just about anything!
Art is by far his favorite subject 
and a reward (sometimes bribe!) for him 
is free time to do art.

Though this picture is rather basic,
it makes me laugh to see all the detail he put in to stick figures.
His initial decision to draw stick figures, he told me, was that 
we have such a large family that he'd have used up a LOT of time
drawing us all in greater detail. Haha!


1. Mom
2. Dad
3. Linnea
4. Nathaniel
5. Isaiah
6. Andrew
7, Christopher
8. Elijah
9. Ruby
10. Ivy
11. Elizabeth
12. Abram
13. Cece 
(with all the sparkle around her, you can tell the baby is especially loved!)

Numbers 14-16 need a little more explanation.
#15 is Grandpa Wayne and on either side of him
are #14 Great-grandma Mavis (his mom)
and #16 Grandma Cindy.
Elijah didn't want Grandma Mavis to have to stand all by herself.

Numbers #17 & #18 are Dennis' parents
Grandpa Gayland and Grandma Harriet.

After giving me time to look over each one and admire his work,
he looked at me with a sly smile, a twinkle in his eye, and said,
"Now, you may notice that I, ahhh, had to draw
Nathaniel and Dad with a little bit, ahh, fuller sticks for their middle..."
as he made a round motion in front of his own stomach.
I laughed and then thanked him for his kindness 
when drawing Mommy and the grandmas
with regular stick figures.


Monday, April 13, 2015

We Watch M*A*S*H

While on an errand last month,
Ruby and I saw a man wearing women's clothes.
Thankfully, she didn't point or say anything.
When we got to the parking lot, I asked her if she had anything she wanted to talk about.
She said, "He reminded me of Klinger,
but I'm pretty sure THAT guy wasn't dressing like that to get out of the Army...."

Friday, April 3, 2015

Surprise!

Elizabeth is learning to use the bathroom. Learning...slowly. Today I could tell she had not heeded my instruction (mother's have a sense for this...it's called "smell").
I asked her, with some exasperation, "Elizabeth, WHY do you have this mess in your pants?!"
She said, "Because. Me wanted to 'prise 'Nea."
"What?" I asked. "You wanted to surprise Linnea?"
"Yeah. Me wanted to say ' 'prise 'Nea! Me have poopy pants!"
And now I know.
Ugh.
Potty training...for the ninth time.

Monday, March 2, 2015

Ruby's Best Day of Her Life

After we got home from church today,
I started some pancakes for dinner.
Christopher did the majority of them, then got called away.
Linnea stepped in for a round, but then she, too, needed to leave the kitchen.
Ruby jumped up and down, saying, "Can I?  Can I????"
I told her she could, and she did so well!

She declared that THIS was the best day of her LIFE.

and then got really goofy.





Wednesday, February 11, 2015

The One About Teeth

Ruby lost her first tooth this week.
By lost, I mean asked Daddy to pull really really hard
while she tried her best not to cry and succeeded.

Now, our kids know all about the tooth fairy
(and Santa and the Easter Bunny and Where Babies Come From)
so they got very excited to help Ruby put her tooth under her pillow
and told me about forty bajillion times that I'd need to
remember to "be the Tooth Fairy" that night.
Even so, it took me two nights to accomplish that.
*sigh*

Pro tip:  I tell them that part of the "magic" is not knowing just when
Mommy will remember!

Anyway,
all this talk about Mommy gathering teeth in the middle of the night
led to recollections of other kids' lost teeth
and then Elijah said,
:"Mom?  Where do you have all my old teeth?  I want to look at them."

Um.
Hmmm.

At this point, I launched into an abbreviated explanation of how that could
look bad--forensically speaking--if I were to keep a jar full of children's teeth
in my dresser drawer.
*shudder*

So this week we've been hearing all about how everything feels different
when a tooth is missing from your mouth.
She's also been busy making sure everyone notices that fantastic space!
Ahhhh, milestones.

Speaking of milestones,
Cece got her first tooth!
It was a tad bittersweet for this mommy
because it means she's growing up.
I tend to get a bit more nostalgic about some of these firsts
as I get to be an older mom,
knowing that some of these firsts could be my lasts.



Friday, February 6, 2015

Protective Instincts

 "Mommy, take my pik-chur!"

 "Now take our's pik-chur--me and Cece..."

"Ohhhhh, that flash hurted her's eyes..."

Never a dull moment.
Not. Ever.

Monday, January 5, 2015

The Moon, According to Ivy

Ivy (4): I know what the moon is for.
Me: Oh?
Ivy: God made the moon to shine at night so that 
even when your mom makes you turn off the light 
you can still see your book.



Friday, August 22, 2014

When Disney's "Frozen" Is a Large Part of Your Life

We were having pizza for supper.
Ivy looked at the one that had pepperoni and black olives on it
and said, "I think I'll wait until the next pizza comes out of the oven.  
This one has black Olaf's on it."

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Can It Really Be August Already?

Whoa.  Where did June and July go?
I no longer bemoan the swift passing of summer as I used to do when our kids went to public school.  Every passing day of summer was one more closer to them being gone all the time and that made me sad.

August should slow down a bit for our family when compared with July.  With Bible camp, our county fair, and VBS, each week was FULL.  Which leaves little time for the work that needs to be done on a farm and in a house, not to mention the stress of "running" here and there and trying to keep enough in the gas tank to get there and back.
Linnea and Isaiah will both have a few days gone at the State Fair toward the end of the month; the older three kids all have off-the-farm jobs that they are gone for but at least I don't have to run them there.  Days that I can stay home all day---consecutive days---are the most productive and the least stressful for all of us.

Abram has started walking!  Finally.  He is, at 15 months, my latest walker.  In all fairness, there were many obstacles to him learning to walk.  Namely, all of his siblings who pick him up and carry him wherever his little heart desires.  Also, our floor space is limited and often strewn with toys that either a) trip him or b) catch his attention and he decides to play with them.
Add to that the fact that Elizabeth thinks she needs to intercept his every move, and well, you get a 15 month old just beginning to walk.
He has gone from 1-2 steps to the entire hallway and getting back up on his own when he falls in just a matter of days!  I'm bummed to have no pictures of it as my camera is still not working.  The last picture I was able to take was at the end of June.  Bummer.

That camera was a once-in-a-farmer's wife-lifetime for me.  We've not ever spent as much at one time as we did when we bought that $450 camera at the end of a particularly good bean harvest four years ago.  My brother-in-law, a photographer, says that all electronics are just plastic and they wear out so very quickly; that I take a lot of pictures and it's just time for a new one.  *Sigh*  Ain'tgonnahappen.

Today was a different sort of day.
To back up a bit, Linnea and Isaiah were at camp all this past week (Sunday through Thursday) thanks to a generous anonymous gift to the camp for our family.  It was also the week of our church's Vacation Bible School.  Our church also has a Baseball Clinic prior to the evening VBS to which I sent Andrew, Christopher, and Elijah.  Nathaniel was out of town for work Weds-Friday late, so thankfully, Dennis' parents generously helped with rides.
I'll admit, getting Ruby, Ivy, Elizabeth, Abram and me out the door on time fed, in clean clothes and with hair done was a challenge by myself.  I was a mess most days.  I've been very tired lately and my legs have been swelling more (just normal pregnancy stuff--no worries, just uncomfortable) that I wear out very quickly.
Linnea worked all day Friday and today and is spending the night at a friend's house tonight.

My brother came from ND today and cut down some trees for us. (THANK YOU, AARON!!!!!!)  The younger boys pulled branches and hauled them away.  Dennis was haying and Isaiah was fencing.  The three little girls and I cleaned house; I couldn't let them go outside with the tree cutting going on.  We got a lot done and made a big dinner and then the girls rode with my brother to my parents' house this afternoon.  They'll sleep over tonight and go visit my grandma tomorrow for church and the afternoon.  She lives an hour away so I don't see her much, but my parents will usually check if they are making the drive to see if anyone wants to ride along.

All of that to say, I only had Abram in the house this afternoon.  Nathaniel had left for work and the other boys were all outside doing stuff.  I don't know if it's ever been "just me an' Abram"....he played very nicely, and wanted to show me everything.  I was very tired by this point and so I sat in the chair and made a grocery list/menu plan and folded some laundry.  Not too long after, he crawled up in my lap and we both fell asleep.
Yes, I took a nap. 
And it was a good one.
n hour long.
This simply does not happen.
I woke up on my own--not because some came to ask me something.
Not because someone screamed because of something someone did to them.
Not because I could hear nothing and "nothing" in a house full of little kids is usually not good.
I woke up rested, and thought to myself, "Is that what a nap feels like?"
I'd forgotten how lovely sleep is.

My brother headed back home to ND after delivering the girls to Grandma & Grandpa's house for me, but he posted on fb quick that he had reminded Ivy that she needed to share with Ruby.
Ivy said, "But I just wanna share by myself."
Ivy is four and is stuck in that strange land between toddler and big girl....she typically over-reacts to anything Elizabeth does to her (and Elizabeth is quite pleased with the reaction she gets--she can tell, she's makin' her mad!).  If I'm there and can remind Ivy to use words and not scream, I can usually head off a melt-down.  But it takes near-constant diligence on my part and I often fall short there.
Anyway, I thought his post was funny and wanted to put it on my blog so I'll remember it.

Ruby is counting down the days now until her birthday because it's now less than a month until September 1st.  She is SO excited that she will be SIX before the baby arrives.
Christopher and Linnea both have September birthdays and our anniversary is at the end of September.  We'll see if Baby gets his/her own day or doubles up on one of these!

Isaiah and Dennis went fishing tonight a caught a very nice string of bass; it was good for the two of them to have some downtime.

Nathaniel has been working a lot so we are beginning to understand what it's like when adult children are spreading their wings.  The younger ones get very excited when he comes home; Elizabeth and Abram in particular.  He's always been very good with little people so that's no surprise.

It will be very different in the morning, getting only boys ready for church.  As Elijah pointed out to me earlier, I AM THE ONLY GIRL IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.  This is weird.  On the big plus-side, I should have to hurry in the bathroom much. :)  And all of the boys' hair can be done with a sweep of a comb--and they can do it themselves!



Monday, May 12, 2014

Funny Things Kids Say

As I sat nursing Abram earlier this evening, 
he was nodding off to sleep and had his hand on his forehead, sort of covering his eyes. 
Ivy was next to me and said, 
"Look--I bet he's doing that so he doesn't see your armpit."

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Sometimes They Argue

Ruby told Ivy, "IVY, you are the meanest little sister in the WORLD!!" 
Ivy said, "RUBY! I'm NOT LITTLE!!!"

Thursday, November 21, 2013

She Talks Big

Ruby got mad at Ivy and locked her out of their room. 
Standing outside the door, Ivy hollers near the doorknob, 
"RUBY! I have a bobby pin and I'm NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!!"

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Terminology

Ruby:  "Mommy, do you know where Grandma is?  I called her home phone and her gone phone and she didn't answer either one!"

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Our Seventeenth Anniversary

Today is our 17th anniversary.  
Lucky for this farmwife, it rained today so that meant we actually got to do something.  
I'm not sure I was really thinking that through when we made our wedding plans so many years ago...right in the middle of chopping corn silage.  
I also distinctly remember Ray Dahlen chastising me for scheduling a wedding on the opening of duck hunting.  
So today, to celebrate our anniversary, we went to town.  Ruby came along to entertain Abram in the back seat (he HATES being alone) and we dropped off Ivy for the afternoon with her bestie Julia.  Linnea held down the fort with the rest here at home.
As we were heading onto the interstate, Ruby said sweetly from the back seat, "Daddy, did you know that people can go *IN* McDonald's?
And did you know they have *tables* inside?  I saw that once when I went one day with Grandma Harriet.  Daddy, do you think we could go *IN* to McDonald's for our anniversary?"

We most certainly did.

We followed that with a trip to a furniture store, just to dream a bit.  She had the TIME of her LIFE.  I think we sat on every couch and watched her fling herself back on every mattress.

We topped off the afternoon with a stop at a jewelry store to see how much it would cost to re-size my ring. (My hands have re-sized since the day he gave me that ring back when I was a senior in high school.)  Maybe when the beans come off, we can make a return trip to get that done.

Our life is far from glamorous; it's filled with the everyday-ness of every day.  
I know that he's the one who will empty the mousetraps and take care of the bats and I'm *pretty sure* he'd have taken care of that snake, too, once he quit laughing at me.  
I'm not good with puke & germs, but he'll stay up all night with a feeling-icky kiddo.  
I find too many nails, pocket knives, and hardware coming through the loads of laundry but he doesn't care when it's fried eggs again for supper.
He loves me even when I'm icky to him.  
He rejoices over each new baby.  He plays football with all the kids on the yard and shakes his head at just how stinkin' cute these offspring are.
Seventeen years doesn't seem like enough years for all the life we've lived within them. 

Happy Anniversary, Dennis.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

...by any other name...

The children were engaged in a conversation about nicknames.
The point wherein I entered the conversation was when Elijah asked,
"Hey Mom--does LittleBit have a nickname?"



Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Dirty Jobs

"Hey Mom--I was standing behind a cow in the barn this morning and she started to poop. Some got on my arm and I was like, that feels..........warm." ~Christopher (7)

Of all the words he could have chosen, "warm" was not one I'd have guessed.



Saturday, June 22, 2013

Ruby's Thoughts on Motherhood

Ruby came to town with Abram and me so that we could drop off some 4-H papers, go to the library, get her glasses adjusted, drop Andrew off with a friend for a sleepover, and get some groceries.  
As it was just the three of us and I was driving our little car and not our 15 passenger van, I got to hear all of her thoughts.  

Ruby has lots of thoughts.

Here is what she had to say about being a mommy.

"I can't wait 'till I get to be a mommy."

"I know...you're gonna be a gooooood mama, Ruby."  I said.

She continued, " Yep.  'Cause then I will get to have a baby.  And I will get to do my own hair by mySELF.  I'll get to nurse my baby, too.  I'll get to touch hot cooking things all by myself.  

"Aaaaaaaaaaand I will get to have a purse.  With money in it.  And maaaaaakeup.  

"I'll do the shopping all by myself. (wha?  I don't even get to do that!!)

*gasp* "I'll get dressed whenever I want!!!!

"I'll get to go wherever I want...I'll be the one who gets to give everyone their bath...and I'll get to tell everyone to do their chores.

"Hey--Mom's don't even get a spankin'!

"And that's why it's SO exciting to be a MAMA!!!" she excitedly sighed.  "I can't wait...."

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Thinking Out Loud

I keep this blog as a scrapbook of sorts, so forgive me if you seen this little nugget on facebook already...

Elijah was working through sentences in his phonics reader. "Deb can yell" was one of the sentences. 
"Hmm," says my child. "Deb must be a mom."




Tuesday, June 18, 2013

"Quiet" time with Ivy

Ivy woke up and came in to my room while I was rocking Abram. All other children were asleep. 
"Morning, Mom. I'll just sit in here with you. While you are nuh-sing Abram, 'k? 'Cause I like to sit with you. I'll just climb up on your bed. Boy, your bed is high. Can you help me get up there? Oh, wait--I can do it. I DID it! I did it mySELF! You have lots of covers on your bed. I'll just crawl in your bed. Well, not IN to your bed. HAHA! Be-tuz I couldn't go IN to your mattress, right Mom? THAT would be crazy! I'll just go here. Right here. But only under the top blanket. 'Cause I would get too hot under two blankets. My bed only has my own blanket on it. I share a bed with Ruby. And YOU share with Daddy. Right, Mom? Abram is very cute, isn't he Mom. He's a CUTIE-PATOOTIE, right Mom. Whoa--I almost fell off the BED, MOM! Whoa, that was a close one! Whew, I coulda gotten hurt, right Mom! 
....Boy, it sure is quiet in here, isn't it Mom?"

Well, ummmm, no--but I didn't have the heart to tell her.



Thursday, May 30, 2013

That's What She Said

Ruby said, "Mommy, I think I see a spaghitto on the window.  I hope it doesn't bite me."
Elijah said, "Uhhh, Ruby?  I think you meant to say mosquito,"

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