I gave Dennis a card and some chocolate.
In the card I included some handmade coupons, one for a back rub and one for a foot rub.
I wrote that they expire once Baby arrives. I'm quite certain he will "spend" them long before then, but I thought it proactive to clarify.
Another that I made entitles the bearer to
"A night of silence--with no cold shoulder or wondering what you've done wrong."
Meaning: I won't drone on and on about what so-and-so said/did on facebook or what blog I read that validated such-and-such concern.
I'll just sit there and not talk.
I think he'll like that one just as well as the others.
We're such a romantic couple, aren't we?