A bolt came loose on this chair
rendering it un-sit-able.
(fyi: I like making up words.)
I laid in on its side in a
"HEY DENNIS!! THE CHAIR IS BROKEN
AND I NEED YOU TO FIX IT!!!" sort of way.
I thought it screamed the obvious;
my husband didn't even notice.
but I'm not bitter.
What I saw as ugh...so help me--another broken thing!
my young sons saw as a perfect spot for a
Turns out, they were right.