Andrew (6) was getting an apple for Isaiah (11) to take with us in the van on Sunday morning as we are madly running about, trying to get to church on time. ("On time" means different things to different people. For us, it seems "on time" is "we-made-it-before-the-benediction".)
Andrew called to me, "How does he like it?"
I said, "What?"
Andrew: "His apple."
Me: "Uhhhh, washed?"
Andrew: "I know---but does he like the water wiped off or not?"
I didn't know that was an option...